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Is it wrong of me to appreciate The Suburban purely as a compost bin liner?

Ok, I admit it, my primary reason for liking free newspapers and flyers delivered to my door is they serve as perfect compost bin liners to help keep it clean and smelling fresh. I might sometimes look through them on their way to the bin, but most often I’ve already seen all the deals they’re peddling through the Stocard app or elsewhere on-line.